A few weeks ago, when Sam, Lily, and I were in Fairhope, my mom and I decided (okay, I decided, she was an innocent bystander) to have the (7) grandchildren (except Charlotte, who had to go home to Memphis) over to spend the night. My dad was out of town so it was Margo and me flying solo.
Everybody came over, the kids played, ate dinner, and watched a movie. They were all so well behaved. No problems at all. They were asleep by 8:30! So Mom and I congratulated each other, clinked wine glasses (I distinctly remember saying, "We did it! That wasn't bad at all!"), and settled down to watch a movie. Piece of cake, right?
Right. Until about 4:45 AM, when the little monkeys began to rustle (4:45 AM! It was still dark out, people!). Before long all the big kids were up. Mom and I were walking around like zombies amid a chorus of "I'm hungry! What's for breakfast? Please, Nonnie, I'm SO hungry!" Our answers were probably not what they wanted to hear, but we finally (I am sure it felt like a lifetime to them. Sorry, kids, some folks can't function before having some caffeine in their systems.) gave them breakfast at 6. We had an elaborate plan to make pancakes in fun shapes until about, oh, 4:49 AM, when that plan went flying out the window. It was a bowl of cereal and some grapes for all. Breakfast occupied them for about 20 minutes and then they were ready for the next activity.
On to arts and crafts. We busted out crayons, markers, paper plates, scissors, string and made some masks. Luckily the kids were happy doing this and did it for about an hour. Now, being a former preschool teacher, I love some arts and crafts. But at 7 AM? Not so much. I have never done arts and crafts at such an ungodly hour and hope I never will again!
All in all, the kids had so much fun together and they were very good. We had a good time.
However, now I know not to congratulate myself the evening of a seemingly successful sleepover, but save my pat on the back for the next morning when stumbling around before the sun rises while swearing at small children under my breath and praying there is enough cereal to feed the masses.
PS. My mom declared Lily her favorite grandchild since she was the only one that slept until 7:30!
