Stereotypes are a real time-saver

*** Disclaimer: Everything in this post is stolen. The title stolen from The Onion and the rest from my friend Ashley's blog. I couldn't resist!




GIRL, n.: A squadron of pink ribbons; will learn to say ‘gimme’ almost automatically
— Not Your Average Dictionary


BOY, n.: a noise with dirt on it.
— Not Your Average Dictionary



PS. If you can't tell, I don't know to change the size or style of the font on my blog :(

Happy Halloween

Three Little Bulldawgs

Will the real Cinderella please stand up?

Monday Night Fever

Tonight at bath time, the kids were coloring in the tub with bathtub crayons. I told Sam that we have to teach Lily how to write her name. So he showed her how to write the letters in her name and started showing her how to write other words too. He wrote big, cat, Dad, and finally, ball.
"Look, Lily. This is the word ball. This is how you write it. B-A-L-L. You know, like a disco ball?"
Ummm... I did not see that one coming! A baseball, a soccer ball, maybe a golf ball?

Where does he come up with this stuff?

Let the festivities begin!

Get ready for a barrage of Halloween pictures. Mario and Cinderella are going Trick-or-Treating four times this year. Gotta get our money's worth out of these costumes :) Right now we are two down and two to go! These are from the Children's Museum:

Gross but cool

Andy is very proud of his barfing pumpkin.